Be HuMaNe, DoNaTe YoUr BrAiN.

HaHa, ShIt, LaDiEs AnD gErMs, I aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg FoRgOt I eVeN hAd OnE oF tHeSe BlOg ThInGs. 

alittlecrystalbutterfly:

Tobari laughed lightly. “Nothing much, I suppose! What’s up with you?” She smiled and tilted her head to one side, folding her hands behind her back.

Gamzee rubbed his nose and shrugged, grinning a little. 

“NoThInG aT aLl, HoMe SlIcE,” he said, crossing one leg over another. He then just kind of stared into empty space, probably seeing some wicked cool vision or some shit. 

(Source: stardustcalliope)

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   alittlecrystalbutterfly started following you
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WaSsUuUuUuP? :o) 

WoAh, DaMn. I gEt So CaUgHt Up In ThE mIrAcLeS gOiNg On ArOuNd Me ThAt I aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg FoRgEt To ChEcK tHiS sItE. :oO 

hOw Be AlL oF mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs? 

I cAn GiVe YoU aN uPdAtE aNd SaY i’M dOiNg DaMn FiNe MySeLf. I gOt On WiTh A mEeTiNg WiTh My ClOsEsT hOmBrEs, AnD wE’rE gOnNa Be GeTtInG oUr WiCkEd AdVeNtUrE oN sOoN. 

hOnKhOnK. 

I HoPe eVeRyOnE Is eNjOyInG ThE MiRaClE Of tHe nEw yEaR

I KnOw i aM :o) 

CaNt dEnY ThE FaCt i Am gEtTiNg aLl sOrTs oF StRaNgE MoThEr fUcKiNg fEeLs oN BuT WoRrY NoT My bRoTheRs eVeRyThInG WiLl bE JuSt fInE

JuSt nEeD A LiTtLe pIe 

hOnKhOnKhOnK

swagassbeatdown:

Cutie Squad in the house: A message from my muses to you 

sup mother fuckers. I SAID SUP, MOTHER FUCKERS. :o) 

It ̛fe͜èls li͟kę ̷s̸ò lo͜n͠g͏ ̷since I f̡irs͞t̡ ̸met͝ ̧a̡ll͜ ơf ̕you l҉ov̴eĺy͘ d̢uckli͏ngs.̢

iit2 really been 2omethiing el2e. 2omethiing two buzz about. 2omethiing two celebrate, becau2e among2t all the 2HIIT of every day liife, iit2 ea2y two pull through becau2e of all of you wonderful people. ( al2o, AL, call me. ehehehe. )

YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SOMETHING ELSE. IT NEVER CEASES TO BLOW MY FUCKING THINK PAN. HAVE I TOLD YOU ALL HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LATELY? BECAUSE I FUCKING DO. 

D —> To be brutally honest, the amount of attention received from all of you ma%es me… sweaty 

D —> You may defer to what my past self said above in order to procure my opinion as well 

you guys all make us really happy. and you make our roleplayer really happy, too. :B

EaCh OnE oF yOu MoThErFuCkErS iS a MiRaClE. sTaY mOtHeRfUcKiNg GoLdEn, BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs. :o) 

and shit merry fucking christmas or gristmas or hannukwanzmas or whatever the fuck else you guys are celebrating 

I know I’m an awesome guy, but even I wasn’t expecting the amount of support we’ve gotten from you people. So, happy holidays and a brodacious new year. Peace. 

Cutie Squad out. 

 and now a message from me saying thank you so, so much for following me and laughing with me. I’m thankful for every single friend I’ve made here, and take this gift from me to you. Much love <3 

For anyone curious, in order was Young Highblood, tricksterslim, Lucadios, Karkat, Equius, Steeleye, John, Human Gamzee, Dave(sprite), and Bro. 

Thank you for everything, everyone, and happy holidays. 

(Source: fortunatossoliloquy)

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HoLa. :o) 

terraformacarcinoma:

WELL THAT’S REASSURING AT LEAST.

BUT FOR ME, I’M GOING TO STAY IN COLLEGE, AS FUCKING USELESS AS HALF THIS SHIT IS, AND TRY TO DO SOMETHING WITH MY PATHETIC ASS LIFE. 

ShIiIiT, mAn. YoU? pAtHeTiC? mY bEsT bRo CoUlD nEvEr Be PaThEtIc. YoU’rE tHe LeAsT pAtHeTiC bRo I hAvE, mY mAn. YoU hAvE tO sToP wAlLoWiNg In AlL tHoSe RaGeSaDs AnD sLaM a FaYgO oR sOmEtHiNg. 

terraformacarcinoma:

stardustcalliope:

JuSt Do WhAt I dO aNd KiCk BaCk, My FrIeNd. 

ScHoOl TaKeS aLl ThE mAgIc OuT oF lIfE aNyWaY. 

HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN SURVIVE.

YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING JOB, DO YOU? 

oF cOuRsE i HaVe A jOb, MoThErFuCkEr. I gOt SoMe WiLd InSuRaNcE tO cOvEr My ThInKsTuB mAsSeUsE pIlLs, DoN’t I? :o) 

tresalikeslesbiansharks-deactiv asked: come on. let's get low down and frisky.

WhO tHe MoThEr FuCk EvEn ArE yOu? :o?